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7-Eleven English Muffin w/Sausage, Egg & Cheese Breakfast Sandwich

Item Purchased: 7-Eleven English Muffin w/Sausage, Egg & Cheese Breakfast Sandwich
Location Purchased: 7-Eleven / 1350 S. Halsted / Chicago, IL
Price: $1.99 + tax

Review: Jeezuz, I need to go grocery shopping. I am beginning to slip back into my old winter ways of hitting up the local convenience store for a breakfast sandwich to start my day. Nothing says “Hello World!” like a palette load of nitrates.

[sigh]

While it is true that these convenient little soggy sandwiches that are kept by the front counter in a small case resembling a dorm-room space heater are not the healthiest option for breakfast, I do love them so. Call me odd, but there is something about a microwave-poached egg and melted American cheese that just has a way of making one think of simpler times. Times when fried breakfast food didn’t make you lethargic later in the morning, and even if it did, you could take a nap because, screw it, your mom would wake you up before your cartoons came on.

The english muffin in these sandwiches exist in an ex-toasted soft state of being and has a slight buttery taste. The egg is mostly white and the sausage has a bit of a spicy kick to it, though not enough where the people around you will cower in fear of passing out.

I have to be careful to not fall into the habit of eating these every day again like I did last year with the coffee-shop breakfast sandwiches, but every once in a while, this junk is an essential part of my diet.

Rating: 3.75 / 5


One Response to “7-Eleven English Muffin w/Sausage, Egg & Cheese Breakfast Sandwich”

  1. Consumatron » Mar. 19th - Previously Reviewed Purchases Says:

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